"In ancient China there was a breed of dog known as the Chinese Fu Dog. These dogs were bred for herding and hunting. Fu Dogs were much revered. But one day a Fu Dog was born that could not be house trained. His owner was at his wit's end.
"'Bad Fu Dog! All you do is poo!' the man cried. He was mean. He kicked the dog so hard it flew high into the air. The dog flew so high that it grew wings and flew away. 'Good riddance, you' yelled the man. 'You're a Pu Dog!'
"To this day, the Flying Pu Dog is afraid to walk on land, lest someone mistreat him. Instead, he circles the earth, dropping unwanted 'presents.' Many a good dog has been blamed for the accidents of the Flying Pu Dog."
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Mom! Dad! This explains everything!
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